It’s only episode 2 of “The Real World: Go Big or Go Home,” and two of the roommates are already having sex. However, that’s not the shocking part.
The mind blowing aspect of this situation is that anyone would actually want to have sex with Dione, a man child who’s nickname is “Jungle Boy.” What’s more shocking is that this dopey idiot with a man-bun has both Sabrina and Kailah pining over him.
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Seriously, ladies. This guy? He’s infuriatingly narcissistic and incredibly dim.
Dione has very strong opinions over which girls he thinks are worthy of his affection. 1.) They need to be hot. 2.) They definitely can not be blonde. “I hate blondes,” he says, over and over again, as if it’s a deeply seeded belief on a controversial political topic that bears repeating.
However, it’s because of this reason that Sabrina should be counting her lucky stars is out of the running, a girl who is already so painfully insecure about herself that it’s difficult to watch her get so blatantly rejected on camera.
By process of elimination, it’s Kailah who wins the “prize” that is Dione. Kailah, however, is just as unbalanced as Jungle Boy. It isn’t until Dione FaceTimes with his ex-girlfriend, who goes by the name, “Amanda Please,” decides that it’s “game on” to hook-up with Dione.
Well, Kailah … you win?
“The Real World: Go Big or Go Home” airs on Wednesday nights at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.